Hey, you NEED a graphing calculator. If only you had the ducats to make one yours . . . But wait, you don't have to buy one. You could win one in our snappy comeback contest. Just send us a snappy line to say if someone offers you alcohol. If you submit one of our two favorite comebacks, we'll send you a Casio fx-9860G as well as a SkinIt(TM) so that you can give it that personal touch.
You must enter before March 31, 2008, to win. All entries become the property of Listen magazine and runners up to the prize winners may be published on this Web site or in the magazine.
Use the form below to send us a witty, one-line response to someone who says, "You want a beer?"