Céleste Perrino-Walker - Biography
Céleste Perrino-Walker doesn’t like to toot her own horn. She’d rather lean on it, long and hard. So this is all
about her. [Warning: shameless self-promotion to follow.] It’s about how wonderful she is and all the great stuff she’s done. Like writing hundreds of books (or at least 16), three of which are a trilogy (because that’s how many books it takes to make a trilogy): Prayer Warriors, Guardians, and Prayer Warriors: The Final Chapter. Her newest book is called The Third Coming and it’s sold millions of copies (probably.) Of course, this doesn’t even come close to the amount of articles and stories she wrote before she got to be editor of Listen Magazine. That’s editor as in “The Big Kahuna.” Yeah, that’s right. The top name on the masthead. Hey, I warned you. You should probably stop reading before it gets any worse.
 She also writes a column called Times of Your Life for Vibrant Life magazine in which she talks mostly about herself and all the cool and interesting stuff she does all the time when she’s not working and sometimes even when she is. It’s mostly funny, except when it’s not. Of course it goes without saying that she’s stunningly beautiful and would do some modeling on the side except she doesn’t have time.
She’s a member of the Quebec Historical Corps and goes out with other crazy people to live in military tents without electricity or running water, cooking over a fire pit and wearing about 50 pounds of clothes pretending to live in the eighteenth century.
She pretends to be a Canadienne spy and likes answering questions from tourists such as, “Is that fire real?” (No, it’s a trick we do with mirrors and heat lamps.) And “Are you really going to eat that food?” (No, we just like to make it and throw it away.) And “Is that powder horn made from a tooth?” (Yeah, we make those from saber tooth cows.) She directs a handbell choir which makes her an official ding-a-ling and teaches high school art in her spare time solely for the abuse. When she isn't editing, writing, or rescuing children from burning buildings she enjoys fiddling, playing the bones, quilting, hiking, snowshoeing, canoeing, and watercolor painting.
Céleste lives in a top secret location in a state up in the northeastern corner of the US, more or less, with her husband Rob, son, Joshua, daughter, Rachel, loyal German Shepherd, Max, loveable Cairn Terrier, Angus, disreputable cat, Mittens, mischievous parakeets, Sweetie and Puck, and a varying assortment of rodents, arachnids, and amphibians. |
